Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Bad Day for Macho
Last week Macho Cuesew, the World's Most Extreme Contester, stopped by the Lost Island DX Society club station. Macho was obviously feeling very down.
"What's the matter, Macho? Another solar flare hit and wipe out the bands?"
"No. No solar flares."
"Well, what's got you so down in the dumps?"
"Macho is very sad. First, when they announced the team leaders for WRTC 2014, Macho was not included in the list."
"Well, don't take it so hard. There were a lot of top notch operators who didn't make it as a team leader. Maybe someone will pick you for a teammate."
"Macho already has a teammate - Leche Dinero. Macho and Leche were going to be Team Cuesew! We would win it all. We would be unstoppable - the World's Most Extreme Contester. And Leche."
"There's still a chance, Macho. There are those sponsored teams left to fill. If you can find a sponsor to pony up the cash, they could name you and Leche as their team and you'd be in. Maybe you could sponsor the team yourself?"
"No. Macho lost most of his money trying to buy an Alpha 77 over the Internet from a guy in Nigeria. And I still don't have the Alpha. I just need a little more money to pay the export registration paperwork fee. And the import registration paperwork fee. And shipping turns out to be very expensive from Nigeria. You have to pay for everything up front."
"Hmmm, does sound like a sticky situation. You said the WRTC was the first thing upsetting you. What else is wrong?"
"Macho is very sad to learn that the CQWW committee has eliminated the Extreme category. That was Macho's home in the greatest contest of all. It was the only contest that recognized the greatness of Macho as the Most Extreme Contester in the World."
"The WW is still the greatest contest on the planet. You just have to compete with the rest of us plebes now is all."
"Yes. I now compete with you puny ordinary contesters. Where is the challenge in that?"
"I see your point, Macho. Guess its time to hang up the tights and start hanging out on 75m phone in the evenings and relive the glory days."
Posted by Big Gun DXer at 00:00