9. My rig only takes seconds to warm up
8. My rig doesn't complain if I keep turning its knobs
7. My rig doesn't complain if I stop turning its knobs
6. My rig doesn't complain I'm not turning its knobs the right way
5. My rig doesn't care if I bring home another rig
4. I can operate two rigs at once, and nobody cares
3. When I get tired of my rig or it gets old, I can take it to a hamfest and trade it for another rig
2. My rig has filters so I only have to listen to the stuff I want to hear
and the #1 reason my rig is better than a woman....
My rig has a volume control and an off switch
I was going to post a comment but my wife said "not if you know what's good for you."
ReplyDeleteBob K0NR
This is all very confusing. I thought a rig WAS a woman.
ReplyDelete#11 - My rig can not wield a frying pan
ReplyDeleteThis is worthy of printing and framing and hanging in the shack.
ReplyDeleteTen reasons why sheep are better than women...
ReplyDeleteSheep never ask if you're ready to settle down
Sheep won't use you razor to shave its legs
Sheep never have a headache
Sheep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning
Sheep don’t want diamonds and pearls
It won’t cost you anything to take a sheep out for a meal
Sheep don’t taunt you if you can’t get it up
Sheep aren’t bothered if you look at another sheep
Sheep don’t go for retail therapy with your credit card
A sheep won’t tell you the ceiling need painting in the middle of sex
Ewe must be kidding.
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